小学英语课外阅读理解（英语幽默故事脑筋急转弯）

英语笑话和幽默故事分级阅读在欢乐中锻炼英语语感和思维，毫无压力学英语!级别划分的两个标准：以英文可读分值(Readability)和蓝思分级(Lexile)。级别划分的三个维度：每个短文的关键词难度(关键词对应中高考、四六级考试大纲词汇)、句子难度和语境难度。 适合阶段：英语学习2-3年以上，小学4-5年级开始。使用方法：打印出来给孩子们做为阅读理解作业，在快乐中学习英语。每节课展示一则笑话到黑板上，活跃课堂气氛。  TOC \o "1-1" \h \z \u  HYPERLINK \l "_Toc102233822" 001 Bus Buzz  PAGEREF _Toc102233822 \h 3 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc102233823" 002 Elephant Computer  PAGEREF _Toc102233823 \h 3 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc102233824" 003 Week，Weak  PAGEREF _Toc102233824 \h 3 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc102233825" 004 Catch a Cold  PAGEREF _Toc102233825 \h 3 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc102233826" 005 Ocean Without Water  PAGEREF _Toc102233826 \h 3 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc102233827" 006 Letters Alphabet  PAGEREF _Toc102233827 \h 3 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc102233828" 007 Throw Clock Fly  PAGEREF _Toc102233828 \h 4 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc102233829" 008 Wall Corner  PAGEREF _Toc102233829 \h 4 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc102233830" 009 Birds Fly South  PAGEREF _Toc102233830 \h 4 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc102233831" 010 6 Afraid of 7  PAGEREF _Toc102233831 \h 4 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc102233832" 011 letters mail  PAGEREF _Toc102233832 \h 4 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc102233833" 012 Stable tennis  PAGEREF _Toc102233833 \h 5 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc102233834" 013 bears with no ears  PAGEREF _Toc102233834 \h 5 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc102233835" 014 Can I Go Out To Play  PAGEREF _Toc102233835 \h 5 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc102233836" 015 My dad does it all by himself  PAGEREF _Toc102233836 \h 5 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc102233837" 016 Fast food  PAGEREF _Toc102233837 \h 6 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc102233838" 017 Which key to open a banana  PAGEREF _Toc102233838 \h 6 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc102233839" 018 Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?  PAGEREF _Toc102233839 \h 6 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc102233840" 019 How do you feel today?  PAGEREF _Toc102233840 \h 6 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc102233841" 020 Do You Think I'm Fat?  PAGEREF _Toc102233841 \h 7 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc102233842" 021 Nobody Tells Me What To Do  PAGEREF _Toc102233842 \h 7 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc102233843" 022 Why did the melon jump into the lake?  PAGEREF _Toc102233843 \h 7 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc102233844" 023 What did the zero say to the eight?  PAGEREF _Toc102233844 \h 7 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc102233845" 024 At the Doctor  PAGEREF _Toc102233845 \h 8 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc102233846" Short Story  PAGEREF _Toc102233846 \h 9 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc102233847" 01 Good News and Bad News  PAGEREF _Toc102233847 \h 9001 Bus Buzz Topic/分类: 双关语 How do bees get to school?By school buzz. 002 Elephant Computer Topic/分类: 脑筋急转弯 Why won’t the elephant use the computer?He’s afraid of the mouse!003 Week，Weak Topic/分类: 脑筋急转弯 Which are the stronger days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.004 Catch a Cold Topic/分类: 脑筋急转弯 Which runs faster, hot or cold?Hot. Everyone can catch a cold. 005 Ocean Without Water Topic/分类: 脑筋急转弯 Where can you find an ocean without water?On a map! 006 Letters Alphabet Topic/分类: 脑筋急转弯 How many letters are there in the English alphabet?18 letters! 3 in "the", 7 in "English", and 8 in "alphabet".007 Throw Clock Fly Topic/分类: 脑筋急转弯 Why did the man throw a clock out the window?He wanted time to fly. 008 Wall Corner Topic/分类: 脑筋急转弯 What did one wall say to the other?Hey, let’s meet in the corner. 009 Birds Fly South Topic/分类: 脑筋急转弯 Why do birds fly south in the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!010 6 Afraid of 7 Topic/分类: 脑筋急转弯 Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9 011 letters mail Topic/分类: 双关语 What letters are not in the alphabet?The ones in the mail. 012 Stable tennisTopic/分类: 双关语 What sport do horses like to play?Stable tennis.013 bears with no earsTopic/分类: 脑筋急转弯 谜语 What do you call bears with no ears? B.014 Can I Go Out To PlayTopic/分类:  双关语   Child: "Mom, can I go out to play?"Mom: "What? With those holes in your pants?"Child: (looking down at his pants) "No, with the kids next door.'Pant：裤子Hole：孔；洞；坑；漏洞015 My dad does it all by himselfTopic/分类:  逻辑反转  A teacher is talking to a student.Teacher: Does your father help you with your homework?Student: No, he does it all by himself.016 Fast food​Topic/分类:  逻辑反转  What is the name that cannibals have for sportsmen?Fast food!cannibal:食人者; 吃同类的动物017 Which key to open a banana​Topic/分类:  脑筋急转弯   Which key to open a banana?A monkey!018 Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?​Topic/分类:  脑筋急转弯 双关语  Q:Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?A: The “C”! sea019 How do you feel today?​Topic/分类:  双关语 冷笑话  Doctor: How do you feel today?Girl: With my hands, sir.020 Do You Think I'm Fat?Topic/分类:  双关语 冷笑话  Honey, do you think I'm fat?Weeeell, let's put it this way: You're the greatest! 021 Nobody Tells Me What To DoTopic/分类: 逻辑反转   I was in a taxi today and the driver said, "I love my job. I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do."Then I said: "Turn left here."022 Why did the melon jump into the lake?Topic/分类:双关语   Q:Why did the melon jump into the lake?A: It wanted to be a water-melon.023 What did the zero say to the eight?  Topic/分类:反转  Keywords/关键词: zero eight nice What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt(皮带)!024 At the Doctor Topic/分类:反转  Keywords/关键词: wrong think “Doctor, I think there’s something wrong with my eyes.”“I think so too. This is a post office(邮局).” Short Story01 Good News and Bad News ​Topic/分类:  逻辑反转  Keywords/关键词:get good badLittle Johnny: Mom, I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?Johnny’s Mom: OK, let’s hear the good news first.Little Johnny: I got a B in Math today.Johnny’s Mom: That’s good! And now the bad one.Little Johnny: That was a lie. 难度国内教学阶段可读分值(Readability)蓝思分级(Lexile)欧框（cefr）内容Level 1小学10010L - 400LA1-A2英语笑话、幽默故事、谜语和脑筋急转弯Level 2中学（初中）80-100810L - 1000LA2 -B1Level 2中学（高中）60-801010L - 1200LB1 –B2Level 3大学