初中英语课外阅读理解（英语幽默故事脑筋急转弯）

英语笑话和幽默故事分级阅读-在欢乐中锻炼英语语感和思维，毫无压力学英语!级别划分的两个标准：以英文可读分值(Readability)和蓝思分级(Lexile)。级别划分的三个维度：每个短文的关键词难度(关键词对应中高考、四六级考试大纲词汇)、句子难度和语境难度。适合阶段：英语学习3年以上，小升初、初中阶段。使用方法：打印出来给孩子们做为阅读理解作业，在快乐中学习英语。每节课展示一则笑话到黑板上，活跃课堂气氛。目录 TOC \o "1-1" \h \z \u  HYPERLINK \l "_Toc97100881" 1 Play the violin  PAGEREF _Toc97100881 \h 4 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc97100882" 2 Stamp  PAGEREF _Toc97100882 \h 4 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc97100883" 3 Rob  PAGEREF _Toc97100883 \h 4 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc97100884" 4 Hole Hold  PAGEREF _Toc97100884 \h 4 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc97100885" 5 Tired in April  PAGEREF _Toc97100885 \h 5 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc97100886" 6 Summer say to the spring  PAGEREF _Toc97100886 \h 5 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc97100887" 7 Maggot in an apple  PAGEREF _Toc97100887 \h 5 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc97100888" 8 Murphy's Law  PAGEREF _Toc97100888 \h 5 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc97100889" 9 Keys in the piano  PAGEREF _Toc97100889 \h 5 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc97100890" 10 Learn to draw  PAGEREF _Toc97100890 \h 6 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc97100891" 11 Grow Leaf  PAGEREF _Toc97100891 \h 6 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc97100892" 12 Towel gets wetter as it dries  PAGEREF _Toc97100892 \h 6 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc97100893" 13 Feet Yard  PAGEREF _Toc97100893 \h 6 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc97100894" 14 Smile On Your Face  PAGEREF _Toc97100894 \h 7 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc97100895" 15 Changed my mind  PAGEREF _Toc97100895 \h 7 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc97100896" 16 What names are the same forward and back?  PAGEREF _Toc97100896 \h 7 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc97100897" 17 Ate biscuits  PAGEREF _Toc97100897 \h 7 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc97100898" 18 A whole day  PAGEREF _Toc97100898 \h 8 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc97100899" 19 Time Godzilla  PAGEREF _Toc97100899 \h 8 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc97100900" 20 Unlucky girls  PAGEREF _Toc97100900 \h 8 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc97100901" 21 Tail retail  PAGEREF _Toc97100901 \h 8 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc97100902" 22 Flypaper kite  PAGEREF _Toc97100902 \h 8 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc97100903" 23 If you speak,you break it  PAGEREF _Toc97100903 \h 9 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc97100904" 24 What is a cold war?  PAGEREF _Toc97100904 \h 9 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc97100905" 25 Kinds of children play piano  PAGEREF _Toc97100905 \h 9 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc97100906" 26 Left side of a pie  PAGEREF _Toc97100906 \h 9 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc97100907" 27 Story about two holes in the ground  PAGEREF _Toc97100907 \h 10 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc97100908" 28 Sun affect weight  PAGEREF _Toc97100908 \h 10 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc97100909" 29 Stars cool fans  PAGEREF _Toc97100909 \h 10 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc97100910" 30 Stars cool fans  PAGEREF _Toc97100910 \h 10 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc97100911" 31 Electric guitar plugged into lamp  PAGEREF _Toc97100911 \h 10 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc97100912" 32 Policemen are strong  PAGEREF _Toc97100912 \h 11 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc97100913" 33 Teacher wear dark glasses  PAGEREF _Toc97100913 \h 11 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc97100914" 34 Animal eats and drinks with tail  PAGEREF _Toc97100914 \h 11 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc97100915" 35 Call me a taxi  PAGEREF _Toc97100915 \h 11 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc97100916" 36 House not on land nor on water  PAGEREF _Toc97100916 \h 12 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc97100917" 37 Black white blue all over  PAGEREF _Toc97100917 \h 12 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc97100918" 38 Food live water die  PAGEREF _Toc97100918 \h 12 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc97100919" 39 Pete and Re-Pete  PAGEREF _Toc97100919 \h 12 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc97100920" 40 Nose says to the finger  PAGEREF _Toc97100920 \h 13 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc97100921" 41 No one wil ever see me again  PAGEREF _Toc97100921 \h 13 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc97100922" 42 Colors paint sun and wind  PAGEREF _Toc97100922 \h 13 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc97100923" 43 Animal at a baseball game  PAGEREF _Toc97100923 \h 13 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc97100924" 44 Plate say to the other  PAGEREF _Toc97100924 \h 13 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc97100925" 45 Mon–KEY  PAGEREF _Toc97100925 \h 14 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc97100926" 46 Strawberries Natural Musicians  PAGEREF _Toc97100926 \h 14 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc97100927" 47 Joke isn’t funny  PAGEREF _Toc97100927 \h 14 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc97100928" 48 Food Late  PAGEREF _Toc97100928 \h 14 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc97100929" 49 Fill a room but takes up no space  PAGEREF _Toc97100929 \h 15 HYPERLINK \l "_Toc97100930" 50 Snakes good at math  PAGEREF _Toc97100930 \h 151 Play the violin Topic/分类: 逻辑反转 “Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation ?”“Yes, of course.”“Great! I never could before!” 2 StampTopic/分类: 经典 脑筋急转弯 What stays in a corner but goes all around the world?A stamp.3 Rob Topic/分类: 经典 Give a man a gun and he’ll rob a bank.Give a man a bank and he’ll rob everyone. 4 Hole Hold Topic/分类: 脑筋急转弯 What is full of holes but can hold water?A sponge. 5 Tired in AprilTopic/分类: Wordplay 双关语 脑筋急转弯 Why is everyone tired in April?They just finished a March of 31 days. 6 Summer say to the spring Topic/分类: Wordplay 双关语 脑筋急转弯 逻辑反转 What did the summer say to the spring?Help! I'm going to fall.7 Maggot in an apple Topic/分类: 脑筋急转弯 逻辑反转 What's worse than finding a maggot in an apple?Finding half a maggot! 8 Murphy's Law Topic/分类: 段子 You will always find the thing you're looking for in the last place you look.9 Keys in the piano Topic/分类: Wordplay 双关语 脑筋急转弯 单行笑话 Where did the music teacher leave her keys? In the piano!10 Learn to drawTopic/分类: Wordplay 双关语 单行笑话 Why did the nurse go to art school?Because she wanted to learn how to draw blood.11 Grow LeafTopic/分类: Wordplay 双关语 单行笑话 What has lots of leaves but never actually（事实上, 实际上）grew?A book!12 Towel gets wetter as it driesTopic/分类: 逻辑反转 单行笑话 What gets wetter as it dries? A Towel.13 Feet YardTopic/分类: Wordplay 双关语 单行笑话 How many feet are there in a yard?It depends on how many people are standing in it.14 Smile On Your FaceTopic/分类: classic 经典 Whenever you feel sad...It helps to picture that somewhere in this world, there’s a fool pulling on a door that says “PUSH”!15 Changed my mindTopic/分类: Wordplay 双关语 单行笑话 I've changed my mind.Does the new one work any better?16 What names are the same forward and back?Topic/分类: Wordplay 双关语 单行笑话 What names are the same forward and back?Anna, Ada, Bob, Eve, Hannah, Lil, Mom, Nan, Otto, Sis, Viv.17 Ate biscuitsTopic/分类: Wordplay 双关语 I eat 7 biscuits(饼干；松饼) for breakfast.Ate.Well, maybe it was eight.18 A whole dayTopic/分类: Wordplay 双关语 单行笑话 Why is there no such things as a whole day?Because every morning the day breaks.19 Time GodzillaTopic/分类: Wordplay 双关语 单行笑话What time would it be if Godzilla came to school?Time to run!20 Unlucky girlsTopic/分类: Wordplay 双关语 单行笑话 What girls are always unlucky?Miss Chance and Miss Fortune.21 Tail retailTopic/分类: Wordplay 双关语 单行笑话 If a dog loses his tail, where does he get another one?At the retail store.22 Flypaper kiteTopic/分类: Wordplay 双关语 单行笑话 What kind of paper should be used to make a kite?Flypaper.23 If you speak,you break itTopic/分类: Wordplay 双关语 单行笑话 If you speak its name, you break it. What is it?Silence.What breaks when you speak? Silence!24 What is a cold war?Topic/分类: Wordplay 双关语 单行笑话 What is a cold war?A snowball fight.25 Kinds of children play pianoTopic/分类: Wordplay 双关语 单行笑话 What two kinds of children can play the piano? Boys and girls.26 Left side of a pieTopic/分类: 逻辑反转 单行笑话Which is the left side of a pie? The side that isn't eaten.27 Story about two holes in the groundTopic/分类: Wordplay 双关语 单行笑话Did you ever hear the story about the two holes in the ground?Well,well!28 Sun affect weightTopic/分类: Wordplay 双关语 单行笑话 Does the sun affect weight? It makes the daylight. (day light)29 Stars cool fansTopic/分类: Wordplay 双关语 单行笑话How do movie stars keep cool?With all their fans.30 Stars cool fansTopic/分类: Wordplay 双关语 单行笑话 Why are movie stars so cool?because they have many fans 31 Electric guitar plugged into lampTopic/分类: Wordplay 双关语 单行笑话 What happened when the electric guitar was plugged into a lamp?It played light music.32 Policemen are strongTopic/分类: Wordplay 双关语 单行笑话 How do you know policemen are strong?Because they can hold up traffic with just one hand.33 Teacher wear dark glassesTopic/分类: Wordplay 双关语 单行笑话 Why did the teacher wear dark glasses?The class was so bright.34 Animal eats and drinks with tailTopic/分类: Wordplay 双关语 单行笑话 What animal eats and drinks with its tail?All do. No animal takes off its tail when eating or drinking.35 Call me a taxiTopic/分类: Wordplay 双关语 单行笑话 Call me a taxi. OK. You're a taxi.36 House not on land nor on waterTopic/分类:逻辑反转 脑筋急转弯 When is a house not on land nor on water?When it's on fire.37 Black white blue all overTopic/分类: Wordplay 双关语 单行笑话 What is black and white and blue all over? A sad Zebra...38 Food live water dieTopic/分类: 谜语 Give me food and I will live give me water and I will die what am I?Fire.39 Pete and Re-PeteTopic/分类: Wordplay 双关语 单行笑话 There are two robots sitting on a wall. They are named Pete and Re-Pete. Pete falls off. Who is left?(Re-Pete...so you repeat the whole thing again and again and again.)40 Nose says to the fingerTopic/分类: Wordplay 双关语 单行笑话What did the nose say to the finger?Quit picking on me!41 No one wil ever see me againTopic/分类: Wordplay 双关语 单行笑话 I am something that every living person has seen, but no one wil ever see me again. What am I?Yesterday.42 Colors paint sun and windTopic/分类: Wordplay 双关语 单行笑话 What colors would you paint the sun and the wind?The sun rose and the wind blue. (blew)43 Animal at a baseball gameTopic/分类: Wordplay 双关语 单行笑话 What animal is always at a baseball game?A bat.44 Plate say to the otherTopic/分类: Wordplay 双关语 单行笑话 What did one plate say to the other plate?Dinner is on me!45 Mon–KEYTopic/分类: Wordplay 双关语 单行笑话 What kind of key does not open a door?a mon – KEY! 46 Strawberries Natural MusiciansTopic/分类: Wordplay 双关语 单行笑话 Why are strawberries natural musicians?They love to jam. 47 Joke isn’t funnyTopic/分类: Wordplay 双关语 单行笑话 What do you call a joke that isn’t funny? A question(sentence).48 Food LateTopic/分类: Wordplay 双关语 单行笑话 What food is always late? Choco-late!49 Fill a room but takes up no spaceTopic/分类: Wordplay 双关语 单行笑话 What can fill a room but takes up no space? light 50 Snakes good at mathTopic/分类: Wordplay 双关语 单行笑话 Which snakes are good at math?Adders.国内教学阶段可读分值(Readability)蓝思分级(Lexile)欧框（cefr）内容小学10010L - 400LA1-A2英语笑话、幽默故事、谜语和脑筋急转弯中学（初中）80-100810L - 1000LA2 -B1中学（高中）60-801010L - 1200LB1 –B2大学<601210-1400C1 –C2